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thepublicproperty: I have to admit I fantasize about getting gangraped a lot.. What’s wrong with me?
marissarei: donewithblue: This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt I love how he just flops. Me too lil buddy.
jeiidaan: me too buddy
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
Of Real Madrid & Me
leekeybeth: petenshidaa: my mom clipped this out of the new yorker just for me same
ryoji-dearest: i read all your tags even if i don’t comment on them i read them and it makes me happy when people put EXTRA THINGS in their tags so if you’re ever wondering if someone read your tag i didand it made me happy
sunshinecrime: no offense but someone needs 2 kiss me
pizzaotter: Me too kitty, me too.
plotprincessss: Allergies got me like
Snoop: “You think you the shit, locking niggas up and shit.”Bunk: “I know I’m the shit. I’m thinking about some pussy.”Snoop: “Shit, me too.”
kingjaffejoffer: I dislike white people from South Africa on general principle. They don’t even have to give me a reason.
thequeerfilmdetective: toxicdeer: me Ethan and Danny from the MTV series Teen Wolf.
screensavior: making other people feel happy makes me feel happy.
uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
euo: *buys a new bra* me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
thiefontherun: me rn
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
motsquivont: I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is
frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
I thought you forgot about me lol
kingcheddarxvii: My friends: please. please just. stop talking about that meme frog. he’s not a real person he doesn’t have real feelings. please stop talking about him Me:
untexting: untexting: i give 0 fucks what people think of me! ok i lied
Neurolove.me
rexuality: if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
hydratonic: im so hungry but too cold to bother going to the kitchen wtf
letsmakeloaf: nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late. it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like “fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”
beehotel: starbucks barista: what would you like me; just fuck me up
my brain has too many tabs open
zackisontumblr: me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…
jail: me: *eats every meal while on laptop* me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO DIRTY ALL THE TIME????
jalexaremyhomeboys: reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class: my voice shakes i go all red i’m ugly people will be looking at me i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
thinly: @ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen
prejaculate: i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
johnjewbert: if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
anxius:choke me (sexually but then actually kill me)
me when viewing my dash today
spicy-vagina-tacos:zethes76:dajo42:age 4 me was very confused Age 14 me is still confused Age 21 me just fucking gives up
xyako: Friend: *has a crush* Me: Who in the what now Me: you must only love me Me: I am your crush Friend: you’re not my cru- Me: I AM YOUR CRUSH
thecommonchick:Me: Hey want to act out a scene from 50 Shades?Boy: DUH Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi
plantbug:me: hi kitty kitty kitty you’re the cutest kitty aren’t you cat: Fuck you, you’re an uneducated, low life, lack of contribution to society, death deserving bastardme: yes you ARE a pretty kitty I love you too
me: *walks elegantly through the house in the dark at night, feeling the walls*
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
tinysquids: Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself* Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself
me@ teachers who stare at me when I'm doing work
dameofgame:atira-patrice:them: “girl come to the club wit us..”“aye, i’m hostin this party, come through..”“we got bottles, come over..”me: “awe man, i already got big plans 😥” Me, forever.
missinglinc:relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
kallutochan: me: *smirk in class* teach: wat u smirk abot me: o nothing me: *in mind* titty
halleberrys:me: i’m gonna take a 30 minute nap :)me: *accidentally sleeps for 6 hours*
verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
melongorl:me: *feeling like something is really wrong*me: lol……hope that goes away
kaikidieshu: stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical
samuraichampu: my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me
the-mystery-of-bill-cipher: I do too!
kiss me too fiercely, hold me too tight, i need help believing you’re with me tonight
